








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8235 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6342 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2401 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 4597 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,709,075 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiDD_BEAST123 | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | M1kklo23 | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | 💎ֆɨʟӄʏʏʝ | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | TimoVicious | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | AMP3D | 49% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alt Acc | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | 𝕿𝖊𝖗𝖆 | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | 💎ֆɨʟӄʏʏʝ | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | KiDD_BEAST123 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | jizzy | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alt Acc | 333 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | AMP3D | 304 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | KiDD_BEAST123 | 265 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | JachPot | 228 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #5 | Lax | 191 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1kklo23 | +3.92 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Alt Acc | +2.41 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | KiDD_BEAST123 | +2.11 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | AMP3D | +1.45 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Lax | +1.40 | 69 | 58 |





