








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 683 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1045 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 871 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1488 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,260 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phillip T. Woogie | 33 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | TimoVicious | 28 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | KiDD_BEAST123 | 11 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | frogwater42 | 10 | 0.0323 |
| #5 | MtEveroso | 4 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frogwater42 | +4.78 | 61 | 37 |
| #2 | KiDD_BEAST123 | +4.37 | 59 | 41 |
| #3 | TimoVicious | +1.32 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | Phillip T. Woogie | -0.28 | 48 | 34 |
| #5 | Andy M. Willard | -0.40 | 46 | 33 |





