








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2173 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3844 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3224 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4014 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,016,140 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinNi | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | emBu #UnLuCkY | 48% | 196 |
| #3 | R4G3Z | 46% | 115 |
| #4 | Only_a_Shadow | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | naturaL. | 45% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Only_a_Shadow | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | naturaL. | 45% | 130 |
| #6 | chrise2002 | 45% | 191 |
| #7 | Monty | 42% | 64 |
| #8 | ToBrO | 41% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4G3Z | 30 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | chrise2002 | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | naturaL. | 19 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | emBu #UnLuCkY | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | VinNi | 7 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naturaL. | 267 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | R4G3Z | 211 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | emBu #UnLuCkY | 205 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | ToBrO | 205 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | chrise2002 | 84 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4G3Z | +3.01 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | VinNi | +2.02 | 76 | 29 |
| #3 | ToBrO | +1.20 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | naturaL. | +0.99 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | emBu #UnLuCkY | -0.08 | 69 | 68 |





