








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3755 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4130 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3990 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3152 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,240 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToBrO | 56% | 148 |
| #2 | ...they Call me dEvil | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | R4G3Z | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | emBu #UnLuCkY | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | chrise2002 | 46% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ...they Call me dEvil | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | R4G3Z | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | emBu #UnLuCkY | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | chrise2002 | 46% | 129 |
| #6 | ⚡Dr.Nobby⚡ | 45% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrise2002 | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | ⚡Dr.Nobby⚡ | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | R4G3Z | 11 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | ToBrO | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | emBu #UnLuCkY | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToBrO | 328 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | ⚡Dr.Nobby⚡ | 209 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | emBu #UnLuCkY | 90 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | chrise2002 | 82 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | R4G3Z | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4G3Z | +2.26 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | naturaL. | +0.64 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | ToBrO | +0.57 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | emBu #UnLuCkY | +0.30 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | ...they Call me dEvil | +0.25 | 73 | 63 |





