








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 706 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 240 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7470 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7415 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8316 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8485 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,261,112 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1060 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackass | 52% | 121 |
| #2 | Obi-LAN Kenobi | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | SM1LE | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | ProNighT | 51% | 81 |
| #5 | ✪wArmUp_Fubi | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hr.Ryw0w | 22 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | tENZA | 13 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | jackass | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | SM1LE | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ricK | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saturo Gojo | +2.18 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | tENZA | +2.02 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | ennec | +1.90 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | hr.Ryw0w | +0.51 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | jackass | +0.17 | 60 | 64 |





