








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1176 matches | ||
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19665 | 29% |
| Smokes | 14510 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 16260 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 16690 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,365,141 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shiio | 68% | 117 |
| #2 | Elucidator 神 | 62% | 150 |
| #3 | INETikone | 54% | 106 |
| #4 | wrade|ɘαɒяω | 54% | 140 |
| #5 | r33n | 54% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | purple | 48% | 99 |
| #10 | hr.Ryw0w | 48% | 121 |
| #11 | tENZA | 47% | 455 |
| #12 | kAYBY | 46% | 193 |
| #13 | eRDwOw | 44% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elucidator 神 | 16 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | eRDwOw | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | tENZA | 8 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | kAYBY | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | wrade|ɘαɒяω | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrade|ɘαɒяω | +3.70 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Elucidator 神 | +2.41 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | The Strongest | +1.95 | 68 | 81 |
| #4 | tENZA | +1.14 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | INETikone | +0.33 | 67 | 74 |





