








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1069 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6414 | 16% |
| Smokes | 12701 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 10415 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 10850 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,365,366 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProNighT | 57% | 92 |
| #2 | K4Zz | 52% | 118 |
| #3 | jackass | 51% | 157 |
| #4 | kAYBY | 51% | 112 |
| #5 | hr.Ryw0w | 48% | 411 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | hr.Ryw0w | 48% | 411 |
| #6 | eRDwOw | 48% | 505 |
| #7 | ricK | 47% | 455 |
| #8 | schRsch | 45% | 89 |
| #9 | matra | 41% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRDwOw | 33 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | hr.Ryw0w | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ricK | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | jackass | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | kAYBY | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hr.Ryw0w | 1687 | 0.19 | 40 min |
| #2 | eRDwOw | 1260 | 0.12 | 36 min |
| #3 | ricK | 1183 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #4 | ProNighT | 490 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #5 | K4Zz | 318 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tENZA | +1.41 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | hr.Ryw0w | +0.13 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | jackass | -0.09 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | ricK | -0.18 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | schRsch | -0.51 | 35 | 74 |





