








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2187 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3317 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2240 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2385 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,336 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WantSomeRice? | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | pepsiman | 46% | 140 |
| #3 | hey y'all Scott here | 46% | 150 |
| #4 | covidmeister | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | Kivesmaister | 45% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kivesmaister | 45% | 77 |
| #6 | Tassu | 45% | 198 |
| #7 | Hkne | 44% | 120 |
| #8 | Niketiini | 40% | 92 |
| #9 | Lapanen | 15% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tassu | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Hkne | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | hey y'all Scott here | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Niketiini | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Kivesmaister | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tassu | 517 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Kivesmaister | 207 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Niketiini | 187 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Hkne | 152 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | covidmeister | 117 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kivesmaister | +3.58 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | Niketiini | +3.19 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | covidmeister | +1.32 | 65 | 63 |
| #4 | pepsiman | +0.95 | 48 | 37 |
| #5 | Tassu | +0.52 | 62 | 63 |





