








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1781 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2563 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1287 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 697 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,078,793 of utility $324 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1934 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meow | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | Zepher | 52% | 112 |
| #3 | Billy the kid | 45% | 161 |
| #4 | Foop | 43% | 58 |
| #5 | Viper | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Billy the kid | 45% | 161 |
| #4 | Foop | 43% | 58 |
| #5 | Viper | 43% | 49 |
| #6 | Bubbles | 42% | 67 |
| #7 | C Dawg | 37% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubbles | 24 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | Foop | 14 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | Billy the kid | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Zepher | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | C Dawg | 8 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy the kid | 598 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Zepher | 279 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | C Dawg | 161 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Foop | 73 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bubbles | 34 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3tz_ | +3.85 | 73 | 30 |
| #2 | Zepher | +1.14 | 48 | 48 |
| #3 | Bubbles | +0.75 | 70 | 38 |
| #4 | Billy the kid | -1.42 | 23 | 60 |
| #5 | Foop | -2.29 | 19 | 30 |





