








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 684 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 218 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




133 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11493 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8156 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 11240 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 9818 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,661,803 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 734 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Gregory House | 53% | 278 |
| #2 | L3tz_ | 52% | 112 |
| #3 | meow | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | Po | 49% | 236 |
| #5 | Foop | 48% | 508 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | C Dawg | 45% | 364 |
| #7 | Billy the kid | 44% | 155 |
| #8 | Bubbles | 41% | 197 |
| #9 | Yūutsu | 40% | 77 |
| #10 | [FaZe] Snoopy | 38% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foop | 86 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Bubbles | 82 | 0.0198 |
| #3 | C Dawg | 46 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Po | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | L3tz_ | 16 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foop | 885 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #2 | C Dawg | 720 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Dr. Gregory House | 699 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | Billy the kid | 525 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #5 | Po | 414 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3tz_ | +5.66 | 73 | 29 |
| #2 | Dr. Gregory House | +3.90 | 38 | 60 |
| #3 | Zepher | +2.83 | 54 | 48 |
| #4 | Bubbles | +1.96 | 69 | 38 |
| #5 | Po | +0.56 | 38 | 61 |





