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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 517 | 14% |
| Smokes | 678 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1598 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 814 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $442,266 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy the kid | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | L3tz_ | 43% | 49 |
| #3 | Dr. Gregory House | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | [FaZe] Snoopy | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Foop | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Zepher | 38% | 56 |
| #8 | meow | 37% | 68 |
| #9 | C Dawg | 37% | 139 |
| #10 | Tito's Handmade Vodka | 30% | 30 |
| #11 | Bubbles | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C Dawg | 268 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Foop | 128 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Zepher | 123 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dr. Gregory House | 75 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Billy the kid | 65 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3tz_ | +8.98 | 79 | 37 |
| #2 | Dr. Gregory House | +4.02 | 44 | 60 |
| #3 | Bubbles | +2.30 | 73 | 35 |
| #4 | Zepher | +2.25 | 41 | 48 |
| #5 | Billy the kid | +0.92 | 33 | 57 |





