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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4157 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8211 | 62% |
| HE Grenades | 356 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 574 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,522,740 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Tito's Handmade Vodka | 38% | 147 |
| #9 | L3tz_ | 37% | 111 |
| #10 | Viper | 37% | 139 |
| #11 | Billy the kid | 36% | 107 |
| #12 | [FaZe] Snoopy | 32% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubbles | 94 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | Foop | 70 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Zepher | 63 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | L3tz_ | 20 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Dr. Gregory House | 14 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zepher | 1036 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Foop | 670 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #3 | Dr. Gregory House | 629 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | Billy the kid | 349 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Po | 297 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3tz_ | +7.64 | 74 | 33 |
| #2 | Dr. Gregory House | +5.30 | 45 | 61 |
| #3 | Zepher | +3.58 | 50 | 47 |
| #4 | Bubbles | +2.99 | 69 | 38 |
| #5 | Po | +2.33 | 39 | 59 |





