








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 908 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4851 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5655 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3535 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5422 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,213,699 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1083 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunzi | 69% | 65 |
| #2 | 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 | ⠁⠊⠍ | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | okey | 67% | 36 |
| #4 | byzun | 63% | 117 |
| #5 | son | 59% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | son | 59% | 37 |
| #6 | mime | 59% | 49 |
| #7 | Triage | 59% | 49 |
| #8 | Omega Bean | 59% | 44 |
| #9 | soft terrorist | 55% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | byzun | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | soft terrorist | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Omega Bean | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Bunzi | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Triage | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | byzun | 474 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | soft terrorist | 352 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #3 | Bunzi | 249 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | son | 222 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | Triage | 150 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 | ⠁⠊⠍ | +2.94 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Bunzi | +1.86 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | THE THINKER | +1.80 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | mime | +0.94 | 74 | 35 |
| #5 | soft terrorist | +0.60 | 68 | 67 |





