








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 693 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3137 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2662 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1958 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2924 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,417 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunzi | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | okey | 67% | 33 |
| #3 | bich | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | THE THINKER | 59% | 49 |
| #5 | Omega Bean | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | THE THINKER | 59% | 49 |
| #5 | Omega Bean | 48% | 69 |
| #6 | soft terrorist | 43% | 49 |
| #7 | Dahbears | 32% | 25 |
| #8 | Nolvia | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omega Bean | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | THE THINKER | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | soft terrorist | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | okey | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Dahbears | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soft terrorist | 286 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | THE THINKER | 149 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Omega Bean | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bunzi | 84 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | okey | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunzi | +5.49 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | THE THINKER | +1.60 | 67 | 52 |
| #3 | soft terrorist | +0.92 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | okey | +0.05 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | Triage | -0.01 | 65 | 56 |





