








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 830 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3384 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4121 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2854 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3632 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,846,727 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | indra | 58% | 131 |
| #2 | Kenway | 57% | 108 |
| #3 | KrolliePollie | 57% | 218 |
| #4 | Manifest Jr | 56% | 224 |
| #5 | spy_ | 54% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanabi | 67 | 0.0235 |
| #2 | samurott101 | 55 | 0.0184 |
| #3 | Mueda | 20 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | indra | 16 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | ProXimity | 15 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manifest Jr | 1060 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | KrolliePollie | 771 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | mwngo | 732 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #4 | ProXimity | 556 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #5 | Hanabi | 482 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXimity | +5.22 | 90 | 53 |
| #2 | Mueda | +3.78 | 87 | 37 |
| #3 | KrolliePollie | +2.56 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | Kenway | +1.20 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | spy_ | +1.18 | 81 | 64 |





