








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 787 | 30% |
| Smokes | 437 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 663 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 703 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,849 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nthan | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Mueda | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | indra | 48% | 90 |
| #4 | ProXimity | 46% | 143 |
| #5 | slow | 44% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snowy | 40 | 0.0550 |
| #2 | Hanabi | 37 | 0.0210 |
| #3 | slow | 16 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | indra | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | ProXimity | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXimity | 282 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Hanabi | 280 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | slow | 221 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | indra | 217 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mueda | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXimity | +6.16 | 92 | 57 |
| #2 | Mueda | +3.99 | 88 | 39 |
| #3 | slow | +1.88 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | Snowy | +1.84 | 58 | 27 |
| #5 | indra | -0.43 | 51 | 48 |





