








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6557 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6866 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4643 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4566 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,808,639 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 781 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrolliePollie | 27 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Kenway | 26 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | mwngo | 16 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | slow | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Wet Doorknob | 13 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrolliePollie | 1782 | 0.17 | 51 min |
| #2 | mwngo | 1274 | 0.16 | 29 min |
| #3 | Kenway | 1096 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #4 | spy_ | 689 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #5 | Wet Doorknob | 687 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrolliePollie | +2.47 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | Kenway | +1.27 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | spy_ | +1.14 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | Wet Doorknob | +0.94 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | mwngo | +0.31 | 73 | 56 |





