








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3335 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3296 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2289 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2218 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,457,285 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | indra | 56% | 130 |
| #2 | slow | 53% | 319 |
| #3 | Mueda | 53% | 132 |
| #4 | nthan | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | Hanabi | 48% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanabi | 68 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | samurott101 | 55 | 0.0193 |
| #3 | slow | 34 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Mueda | 19 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | indra | 15 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanabi | 534 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | slow | 506 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | indra | 312 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mueda | 304 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | nthan | 166 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXimity | +3.86 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | Mueda | +3.75 | 84 | 37 |
| #3 | slow | +1.42 | 85 | 49 |
| #4 | indra | -1.26 | 54 | 50 |
| #5 | nthan | -2.62 | 44 | 40 |





