








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5399 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6148 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4534 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3581 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,635,860 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kerri | 55% | 156 |
| #2 | Multi21 | 54% | 239 |
| #3 | Vladimir | 53% | 248 |
| #4 | bröter blep | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | Steeeeeve | 52% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Vladimir | 53% | 248 |
| #4 | bröter blep | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | Steeeeeve | 52% | 193 |
| #6 | mon_sween | 49% | 45 |
| #7 | Slipshod | 46% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Multi21 | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Steeeeeve | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Vladimir | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Kerri | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | mon_sween | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Multi21 | 502 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kerri | 315 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Vladimir | 256 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #4 | Steeeeeve | 217 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | bröter blep | 141 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steeeeeve | +2.35 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | Kerri | +1.18 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Multi21 | +0.58 | 48 | 74 |
| #4 | bröter blep | +0.01 | 77 | 74 |
| #5 | Vladimir | -0.14 | 38 | 64 |





