








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 938 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,053 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8681 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6596 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4758 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5018 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,296 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azzy | 69% | 49 |
| #2 | nnis | 68% | 41 |
| #3 | THe bron Jame | 65% | 104 |
| #4 | Woaabo | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | richardlized111 | 63% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PsYcHo | 61% | 57 |
| #8 | wperches | 61% | 88 |
| #9 | Dytto | 56% | 100 |
| #10 | Bongo | 56% | 27 |
| #11 | danielchristensson666 | 55% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richardlized111 | 43 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | danielchristensson666 | 16 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | nnis | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | THe bron Jame | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Dytto | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dytto | 365 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | wperches | 334 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | richardlized111 | 316 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | danielchristensson666 | 261 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | THe bron Jame | 183 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | +6.38 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | danielchristensson666 | +1.89 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | richardlized111 | +1.42 | 78 | 35 |
| #4 | Azzy | +1.36 | 63 | 69 |
| #5 | Bongo | +1.05 | 58 | 44 |





