








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4848 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7023 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2984 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4995 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,657,538 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 889 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dytto | 77% | 43 |
| #2 | sunny.com | 71% | 52 |
| #3 | Senpai M3 | 67% | 46 |
| #4 | Sunny | 65% | 104 |
| #5 | Late | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azzy | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Sunny | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | sunny.com | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Swagpig_01 | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | CHRISTINAFKNBMWFRK | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | 739 | 0.37 | 23 min |
| #2 | Azzy | 433 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | sunny.com | 376 | 0.37 | 10 min |
| #4 | wperches | 288 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Swagpig_01 | 288 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | +6.46 | 82 | 84 |
| #2 | sunny.com | +5.09 | 79 | 79 |
| #3 | Azzy | +3.35 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | wperches | +1.56 | 84 | 67 |
| #5 | migiwara | +0.80 | 68 | 61 |





