








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2632 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3332 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2069 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2198 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,425,770 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunny.com | 75% | 44 |
| #2 | nnis | 67% | 70 |
| #3 | joshed | 64% | 39 |
| #4 | Sunny | 63% | 174 |
| #5 | danielchristensson666 | 60% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | danielchristensson666 | 60% | 163 |
| #6 | flippeh | 59% | 32 |
| #7 | Toji ⚡ | 57% | 40 |
| #8 | bao^g | 53% | 43 |
| #9 | Dytto | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danielchristensson666 | 47 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | Sunny | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | sunny.com | 14 | 0.0170 |
| #4 | nnis | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Dytto | 7 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | 1246 | 0.37 | 37 min |
| #2 | danielchristensson666 | 699 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #3 | sunny.com | 339 | 0.41 | 8 min |
| #4 | Dytto | 237 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | Toji ⚡ | 149 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | +5.38 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | sunny.com | +4.20 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | flippeh | +3.41 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | danielchristensson666 | +3.15 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | Toji ⚡ | +1.39 | 75 | 68 |





