








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3629 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2928 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1213 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1191 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,031 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D-Law66.シノゲカイ | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ ʍʏɦօʀռʏʊռƈʟɛ- | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | GROLAR | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Ɗєᴠᴠє ƤƖαуєя ❦ | 52% | 132 |
| #5 | SeaShock | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | F1nven | 44% | 115 |
| #10 | 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓮✤ | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | Player | 35% | 52 |
| #12 | Tacod-Cute | 33% | 27 |
| #13 | Moori | 33% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ɗєᴠᴠє ƤƖαуєя ❦ | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | DarkeLord | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Moori | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Player | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Ɗαяк_Oяcнєѕтяα ❦ | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkeLord | 861 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | Ɗєᴠᴠє ƤƖαуєя ❦ | 690 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #3 | F1nven | 245 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | D-Law66.シノゲカイ | 205 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #5 | Player | 190 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ɗєᴠᴠє ƤƖαуєя ❦ | +5.61 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | Player | +4.86 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | Ɗαяк_Oяcнєѕтяα ❦ | +1.67 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | GROLAR | +1.48 | 60 | 62 |
| #5 | DarkeLord | +1.09 | 61 | 68 |





