








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 578 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3897 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5987 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5740 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6385 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,348,940 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Mr. Kilmister | 43% | 137 |
| #13 | AGROBOY | 43% | 82 |
| #14 | Patrick de Paula | 41% | 44 |
| #15 | Caio | 36% | 55 |
| #16 | Maradona ON | 36% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ET_bilu | 37 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | #semfofoca CRAZY PULGA | 28 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | W 7 | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | pudinzera | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Leo Lanches | 9 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ET_bilu | 681 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | W 7 | 660 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | pudinzera | 544 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #4 | Mr. Kilmister | 505 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #5 | Coruja | 376 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pudinzera | +1.81 | 48 | 76 |
| #2 | Coruja | +1.66 | 60 | 70 |
| #3 | ET_bilu | +1.41 | 56 | 63 |
| #4 | Noctis | +1.35 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | Beaglemetralha | +1.23 | 59 | 67 |





