








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5436 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5110 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3343 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4383 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,295,245 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peewee | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | RubB :}- | 73% | 77 |
| #3 | aelor | 72% | 126 |
| #4 | Oatz | 71% | 63 |
| #5 | Static | 70% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oatz | 18 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | aelor | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Sanzh1k33 | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ♡Boni♡ | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | RubB :}- | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aelor | 582 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | RubB :}- | 397 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | ♡Boni♡ | 263 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | Sanzh1k33 | 258 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Static | 199 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yellow Flash | +2.42 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | Grimblee | +2.35 | 89 | 70 |
| #3 | aelor | +2.22 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | Sanzh1k33 | +1.83 | 87 | 57 |
| #5 | Static | +1.74 | 89 | 62 |





