








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4886 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3862 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3412 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3825 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,686,925 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 715 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aelor | +3.65 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | ♡Boni♡ | +2.21 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | Static | +2.01 | 90 | 61 |
| #4 | Grimblee | +1.96 | 89 | 69 |
| #5 | RubB :}- | +1.93 | 87 | 69 |





