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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 523 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5486 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5840 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4613 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4895 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,657 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 937 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aelor | 75% | 51 |
| #2 | Grimblee | 64% | 81 |
| #3 | RubB :}- | 61% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aelor | 75% | 51 |
| #2 | Grimblee | 64% | 81 |
| #3 | RubB :}- | 61% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grimblee | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | aelor | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | RubB :}- | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RubB :}- | 491 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | Grimblee | 281 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | aelor | 192 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grimblee | +1.65 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | Sanzh1k33 | +1.57 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | RubB :}- | +0.44 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | aelor | +0.43 | 82 | 61 |





