








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




207 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10439 | 45% |
| Smokes | 4680 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6167 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2030 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,106 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rod wave | 56% | 104 |
| #2 | SouthBeachSloth | 51% | 93 |
| #3 | Bankerr | 47% | 111 |
| #4 | Sexy Egg Man | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | Qlick | 45% | 472 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qlick | +6.80 | 71 | 57 |
| #2 | Bankerr | +4.44 | 74 | 42 |
| #3 | Rod wave | +2.64 | 57 | 44 |
| #4 | tang | +2.08 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | FkN | Ambassadors Grave | +1.36 | 39 | 34 |





