








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4751 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3018 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3018 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 883 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,721,569 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tang | 64% | 50 |
| #2 | GhxsT | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | Hero_Elementz | 61% | 33 |
| #4 | Rod wave | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | JJaxs93 | 55% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhxsT | +8.36 | 91 | 34 |
| #2 | Qlick | +5.21 | 70 | 57 |
| #3 | Hero_Elementz | +2.33 | 59 | 35 |
| #4 | Burch | +2.00 | 83 | 48 |
| #5 | Bankerr | +1.93 | 77 | 51 |





