








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 338 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10633 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9635 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7655 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3372 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,667,690 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PiKo | 44% | 97 |
| #2 | toe tickler | 44% | 84 |
| #3 | tousle | 42% | 209 |
| #4 | tang | 42% | 108 |
| #5 | Qlick | 41% | 310 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qlick | +6.64 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | tousle | +5.69 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | FkN | Ambassadors Grave | +1.48 | 36 | 31 |
| #4 | tang | +0.76 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | toe tickler | +0.59 | 52 | 27 |





