








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 174 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
23056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10039 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8478 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 12208 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4136 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,216,543 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scar | 59% | 162 |
| #2 | Rod wave | 56% | 309 |
| #3 | tang | 56% | 97 |
| #4 | Striker-Nick | 55% | 116 |
| #5 | Buzzboy4567 | 53% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qlick | +5.08 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | Bankerr | +2.68 | 73 | 46 |
| #3 | Striker-Nick | +1.86 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | scar | +1.74 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | Rod wave | +1.15 | 55 | 45 |





