








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2035 | 42% |
| Smokes | 706 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1126 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 936 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $163,499 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Aidi | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Bryn Spencer | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | Faint | 50% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | Faint | 50% | 137 |
| #6 | ♡QT_RikY♡ | 39% | 18 |
| #7 | Frxdeζ | 36% | 11 |
| #8 | XPy | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faint | 25 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | 15 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | ♡QT_RikY♡ | 5 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | Frxdeζ | 4 | 0.0193 |
| #5 | Bryn Spencer | 2 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | 171 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Faint | 108 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♡QT_RikY♡ | 49 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bryn Spencer | 44 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faint | +4.66 | 82 | 36 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | +3.27 | 61 | 53 |
| #3 | Bryn Spencer | +3.07 | 44 | 45 |
| #4 | ♡QT_RikY♡ | +1.08 | 67 | 47 |
| #5 | Frxdeζ | -0.76 | 62 | 8 |





