








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 400 | 31% |
| Smokes | 476 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 297 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 118 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,076 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faint | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Bryn Spencer | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | c h l l i i | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | type shift | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | FrxdeΞΆ | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | 14 | 0.0247 |
| #2 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | 9 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Smurf on swÀÀger | 7 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | 20 | 6 | 0.0193 |
| #5 | XPy | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | 156 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Smurf on swÀÀger | 73 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | 67 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | c h l l i i | 60 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bryn Spencer | 27 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | +4.79 | 66 | 59 |
| #2 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | +4.52 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Faint | +3.79 | 78 | 39 |
| #4 | Bryn Spencer | +3.59 | 43 | 55 |
| #5 | FrxdeΞΆ | +0.92 | 58 | 15 |





