








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 585 | 24% |
| Smokes | 403 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 630 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 812 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,792 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | Aidi | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | c h l l i i | 50% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | Aidi | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | c h l l i i | 50% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c h l l i i | 14 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | 6 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c h l l i i | 531 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | 120 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Aidi | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faint | +3.69 | 80 | 34 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖎𝕜ℤ𝖓𝖆𝖙0𝖗 | +3.12 | 59 | 53 |
| #3 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | -0.76 | 29 | 38 |
| #4 | c h l l i i | -2.65 | 56 | 41 |
| #5 | Aidi | -3.29 | 41 | 34 |





