








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 13% |
| Smokes | 321 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 2763 | 60% |
| Molotovs | 922 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,022 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faint | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | c h l l i i | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | fyskel | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | 57% | 151 |
| #5 | Aidi | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | type shift | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | β‘QT_πππππβ‘ | 48% | 62 |
| #8 | Smurf on swÀÀger | 48% | 48 |
| #9 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | 47% | 85 |
| #10 | XPy | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | 59 | 0.0204 |
| #2 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | 50 | 0.0305 |
| #3 | Smurf on swÀÀger | 13 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | β‘QT_πππππβ‘ | 10 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | XPy | 8 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | 543 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | 296 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | c h l l i i | 129 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | Smurf on swÀÀger | 127 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | β‘QT_πππππβ‘ | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faint | +5.04 | 77 | 42 |
| #2 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | +3.48 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | +2.59 | 58 | 51 |
| #4 | β‘QT_πππππβ‘ | +0.03 | 34 | 50 |
| #5 | fyskel | +0.02 | 40 | 53 |





