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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 988 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2654 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2094 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1638 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 906 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $162,386 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡QT_𝖋𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖑♡ | 49% | 69 |
| #2 | XPy | 48% | 42 |
| #3 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 47% | 85 |
| #4 | Aidi | 42% | 31 |
| #5 | c h l l i i | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡QT_𝖋𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖑♡ | 16 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | XPy | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Aidi | 6 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | c h l l i i | 3 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c h l l i i | 95 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♡QT_𝖋𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖑♡ | 81 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Aidi | 28 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | XPy | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡QT_RikY♡ | +2.84 | 62 | 54 |
| #2 | ♡QT_𝖋𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖑♡ | +0.07 | 33 | 48 |
| #3 | Aidi | -0.92 | 46 | 27 |
| #4 | 𝔐𝔇𝔈𝔄 | -1.79 | 15 | 39 |
| #5 | c h l l i i | -2.70 | 79 | 40 |





