








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 143 | 19% |
| Smokes | 349 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 181 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 78 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,156 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | 47 | 0.0335 |
| #2 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | 28 | 0.0342 |
| #3 | Smurf on swÀÀger | 24 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | FrxdeΞΆ | 11 | 0.0284 |
| #5 | ππππ | 8 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smurf on swÀÀger | 376 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | 293 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | 131 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | c h l l i i | 50 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | β‘QT_πππππβ‘ | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π½ππβ€πππ0π | +3.97 | 58 | 52 |
| #2 | β‘QT_RikYβ‘ | +3.65 | 53 | 43 |
| #3 | Smurf on swÀÀger | +0.78 | 45 | 42 |
| #4 | β‘QT_πππππβ‘ | +0.77 | 39 | 31 |
| #5 | c h l l i i | +0.61 | 47 | 34 |





