








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Faceit | 229 matches | ||
| Wingman | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6437 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5889 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3726 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5528 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,589,613 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th0mas | 54% | 429 |
| #2 | Kali | 53% | 156 |
| #3 | Shaageli | 52% | 235 |
| #4 | mlinkku | 51% | 72 |
| #5 | jiikeri | 51% | 310 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jiikeri | 51% | 310 |
| #6 | Apinamies | 51% | 639 |
| #7 | Kinkura | 50% | 289 |
| #8 | smagis | 49% | 76 |
| #9 | Jeppo | 45% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apinamies | 13 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | jiikeri | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Th0mas | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Kinkura | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Shaageli | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apinamies | 2765 | 0.21 | 80 min |
| #2 | Th0mas | 469 | 0.05 | 15 min |
| #3 | Kali | 327 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | smagis | 317 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | jiikeri | 310 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jalek1 | +2.23 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | Apinamies | +1.23 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | jiikeri | +0.55 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | Th0mas | -0.39 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Kali | -1.42 | 75 | 68 |





