








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1031 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1481 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1039 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,867 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 913 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | projarsniper | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | John Wilkes Booth | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Rigby | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | Marco Dongavitch | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | ♥Bubs♥ | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥Bubs♥ | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rigby | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | champs that dog | 21 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | projarsniper | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Marco Dongavitch | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man holding cheese stock photo | +4.78 | 96 | 41 |
| #2 | Marco Dongavitch | +1.42 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | projarsniper | -0.65 | 28 | 52 |
| #4 | champs that dog | -0.77 | 40 | 50 |
| #5 | Rigby | -0.80 | 32 | 46 |





