








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2606 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4600 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3478 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3967 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,308,891 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4851 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C9 | RRickySpanish | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | get in | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | Man holding cheese stock photo | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | TS_ScarlettRose | 47% | 36 |
| #5 | boOb | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˢᵘⁿˢᵖᵒᵗˢ҉ | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | C9 | RRickySpanish | 16 | 0.0188 |
| #3 | DobackSlaps | 14 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | get in | 13 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Man holding cheese stock photo | 9 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C9 | RRickySpanish | +6.64 | 95 | 40 |
| #2 | get in | +4.47 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | Man holding cheese stock photo | +3.99 | 94 | 44 |
| #4 | DobackSlaps | +1.58 | 44 | 56 |
| #5 | boOb | +0.15 | 28 | 53 |





