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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 573 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1177 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 850 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 947 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $604,901 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ..labER.. | 52% | 33 |
| #11 | Kiyweo | 50% | 14 |
| #12 | Neozzz | 42% | 53 |
| #13 | CluTchh | 40% | 70 |
| #14 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CluTchh | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | KYNAR | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | le tenz. | 2 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Neozzz | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CluTchh | 183 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 102 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | ..labER.. | 97 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | skibidi counter terrorist | 47 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Script Ekko | 45 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +4.15 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | +2.93 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | Script Ekko | +2.40 | 53 | 70 |
| #4 | le tenz. | +2.20 | 75 | 77 |
| #5 | Botodux | +0.79 | 70 | 47 |





