








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2605 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4116 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2101 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2423 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $956,154 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Dolceus | 43% | 37 |
| #15 | ..labER.. | 42% | 83 |
| #16 | SkibidiTerrorist | 41% | 17 |
| #17 | teufy | 39% | 18 |
| #18 | LayKoZ.py | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CluTchh | 9 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | 9 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Kiyweo | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Botodux | 5 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ..labER.. | 217 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | CluTchh | 137 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | lomas | 124 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | EmirKA69 | 89 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +3.31 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | Botodux | +2.77 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | +1.39 | 60 | 52 |
| #4 | lomas | +1.36 | 73 | 44 |
| #5 | LayKoZ.py | +1.19 | 81 | 20 |





