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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 226 matches | ||
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3064 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5905 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6315 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3906 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,942 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DML | therealHoLaDna | 54% | 147 |
| #2 | Bierhals♿ | 53% | 146 |
| #3 | CJay | 52% | 92 |
| #4 | DanielSu | 50% | 202 |
| #5 | R1sky | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DML | therealHoLaDna | 54% | 147 |
| #2 | Bierhals♿ | 53% | 146 |
| #3 | CJay | 52% | 92 |
| #4 | DanielSu | 50% | 202 |
| #5 | R1sky | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DML | therealHoLaDna | 17 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | DanielSu | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Bierhals♿ | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | R1sky | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | CJay | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bierhals♿ | 368 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | DML | therealHoLaDna | 287 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | CJay | 188 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | R1sky | 188 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | DanielSu | 175 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DML | therealHoLaDna | +3.70 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | R1sky | +1.34 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | CJay | +0.94 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | DanielSu | +0.86 | 83 | 44 |
| #5 | MelvinFu | +0.09 | 78 | 47 |





