








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3340 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3451 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3031 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1879 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,115 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr1day | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | DanielSu | 54% | 48 |
| #3 | MelvinFu | 52% | 92 |
| #4 | rud1 | 52% | 66 |
| #5 | DML | therealHoLaDna | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | DML | therealHoLaDna | 52% | 66 |
| #6 | Bierhals♿ | 47% | 219 |
| #7 | C4storTroy | 42% | 38 |
| #8 | HunterMcN | 40% | 58 |
| #9 | W00tLeLBrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DML | therealHoLaDna | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Bierhals♿ | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | MelvinFu | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | rud1 | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | fr1day | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bierhals♿ | 580 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | MelvinFu | 331 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | fr1day | 213 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | DML | therealHoLaDna | 188 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | rud1 | 171 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DML | therealHoLaDna | +2.49 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | fr1day | +1.56 | 89 | 57 |
| #3 | DanielSu | +1.21 | 84 | 42 |
| #4 | CJay | +1.07 | 70 | 59 |
| #5 | W00tLeLBrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | -0.05 | 63 | 57 |





