








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 443 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 195 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




161 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10565 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9427 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6648 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8058 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,271,944 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3903 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Windy! | 64% | 139 |
| #2 | Mifmaff | 58% | 66 |
| #3 | PISS_JUGG_97 | 56% | 66 |
| #4 | Ne0n | 56% | 93 |
| #5 | _BaasHaas_ | 56% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | K2 | 54% | 290 |
| #8 | L-GATO | 53% | 152 |
| #9 | Грегориус VII | 52% | 240 |
| #10 | Braampels | 52% | 310 |
| #11 | ben | 51% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Braampels | 38 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Грегориус VII | 28 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Ne0n | 20 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | PISS_JUGG_97 | 13 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | ben | 11 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K2 | 1365 | 0.23 | 40 min |
| #2 | Грегориус VII | 526 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | _BaasHaas_ | 361 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | L-GATO | 294 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ne0n | 158 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | +3.53 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | _BaasHaas_ | +1.97 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | Ne0n | +1.27 | 73 | 49 |
| #4 | K2 | +0.55 | 64 | 77 |
| #5 | Грегориус VII | -0.00 | 67 | 49 |





