








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 59 | 7% |
| Smokes | 186 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 282 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 362 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,592 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th0n | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | WutrU | 64% | 139 |
| #3 | ben | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Ne0n | 60% | 25 |
| #5 | Ewsli. | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th0n | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | WutrU | 64% | 139 |
| #3 | ben | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Ne0n | 60% | 25 |
| #5 | Ewsli. | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ne0n | 8 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | ben | 6 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | WutrU | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Th0n | 2 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Ewsli. | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | 243 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ne0n | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | ben | 29 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ewsli. | 26 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Th0n | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | +6.84 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Ne0n | +3.15 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | Th0n | +1.10 | 68 | 29 |
| #4 | ben | +0.77 | 46 | 45 |
| #5 | Ewsli. | -1.97 | 51 | 47 |





