








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9039 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8539 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8693 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3412 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,100,144 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Braampels | 47% | 96 |
| #12 | PISS_JUGG_97 | 46% | 275 |
| #13 | CIRCLED | 46% | 336 |
| #14 | Citrus Fruit | 40% | 81 |
| #15 | Niko | 37% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | 24 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Tepa | 24 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | Mifmaff | 19 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | CIRCLED | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Braampels | 17 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K2 | 1488 | 0.24 | 39 min |
| #2 | WutrU | 757 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #3 | Mifmaff | 524 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | Tepa | 304 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | CIRCLED | 222 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boopidiebaapidie | +8.12 | 74 | 74 |
| #2 | WutrU | +4.63 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | K2 | +4.20 | 70 | 80 |
| #4 | Citrus Fruit | +2.71 | 70 | 43 |
| #5 | bic❀ | +2.17 | 76 | 47 |





