








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1033 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9923 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6330 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6112 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7195 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,450,437 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vight | 75% | 32 |
| #2 | ben | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | L-GATO | 57% | 301 |
| #4 | PISS_JUGG_97 | 57% | 67 |
| #5 | Mazen | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | WutrU | 54% | 290 |
| #8 | Braampels | 52% | 132 |
| #9 | Грегориус VII | 52% | 94 |
| #10 | Niko | 52% | 29 |
| #11 | CIRCLED | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | 35 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Braampels | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | L-GATO | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | CIRCLED | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Mifmaff | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | 1541 | 0.26 | 49 min |
| #2 | L-GATO | 606 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Грегориус VII | 195 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mifmaff | 130 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | PISS_JUGG_97 | 65 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | +2.55 | 84 | 78 |
| #2 | K2 | +2.47 | 68 | 79 |
| #3 | Грегориус VII | +0.12 | 66 | 53 |
| #4 | Mazen | -0.67 | 61 | 13 |
| #5 | Vight | -0.68 | 75 | 65 |





