








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 765 matches | ||
| Premier | 534 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9793 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9701 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 11962 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 10580 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,230,779 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K2 | 52% | 94 |
| #2 | WutrU | 52% | 240 |
| #3 | Braampels | 52% | 422 |
| #4 | uncle ßatan | 51% | 109 |
| #5 | Command3rKoen | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K2 | 52% | 94 |
| #2 | WutrU | 52% | 240 |
| #3 | Braampels | 52% | 422 |
| #4 | uncle ßatan | 51% | 109 |
| #5 | Command3rKoen | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | 53 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Braampels | 22 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | uncle ßatan | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | K2 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Command3rKoen | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | 1130 | 0.22 | 35 min |
| #2 | K2 | 408 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | Command3rKoen | 279 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Braampels | 76 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #5 | uncle ßatan | 55 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | +2.68 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | Грегориус VII | +1.02 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | K2 | +0.37 | 65 | 78 |
| #4 | Braampels | -0.39 | 71 | 32 |
| #5 | Command3rKoen | -0.80 | 73 | 67 |





