








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2733 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3056 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3556 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3649 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,978,796 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 罪 | 55% | 60 |
| #2 | cjxjason | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Vi. | 51% | 158 |
| #4 | Rain | 50% | 171 |
| #5 | 123(硬钢10000版) | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Muserxu pop | 50% | 306 |
| #7 | Lichi Del Rey | 49% | 208 |
| #8 | 你好可爱 | 48% | 103 |
| #9 | GLaYD | 46% | 248 |
| #10 | G-MAN | 38% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muserxu pop | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Lichi Del Rey | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | 罪 | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | GLaYD | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Rain | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muserxu pop | 874 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | Lichi Del Rey | 794 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #3 | GLaYD | 786 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #4 | 罪 | 256 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | Rain | 209 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muserxu pop | +1.59 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | 罪 | +0.64 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | . | +0.55 | 61 | 49 |
| #4 | GLaYD | -0.37 | 55 | 57 |
| #5 | Vi. | -0.86 | 50 | 46 |





